JACKASS !

korang nak tawu ni logo ape ? ni logo bile org kene lenyek ngan bajak sawah , mcm usop wilca tuhh , HAHA , HAHA , takde la saje je . Ni logo bg cerite JACKASS kalau tak silap aku , tp sebelum ni tengkorak tu takde pakai cermin mate 3D tuhh , skang je ahh baru ade sbb diorg buat 3D bg cite diorg . Ok aritu aku baru beli cite ni , kat ECONSAVE , HAHA . SUMPAH SUPERB ! best gile hendaknye . Ok aku tunjuk sikit kat korang video die , tp aku nasihat kan korang kalau korang nak beli cd ni and nak menonton , korang jgan menonton semase waktu makan k ? nty tersemburrr air liur korang , HAHA ok saksikan la~ *wehh aku dengar lepas ni ade cerite pocong dikampung pisang kot ?

GOOGLE GRAVITY

Ok mesti korang tertnye² kenape aku tetibe pulak nak update ? Slalu nye jarang update kan ? Bukan ape tade idea nak post ape , kalau post tp tak brape menarik nak buat ape kan ? *ceh mcm best je post aku selame ni , HAHA . Okeh aku nak tunjuk korang something yg COOL ! Bg aku la , kalau korang aku tak tawu , aku dapat pun ade la dr satu fanpage kat FB , HAHA . Korang nak try ? Sile rujuk dekat gambo ni ok ? tp sebelum tu kene SIGN OUT dulu Blogger ni .

Ok , first korang <klik sini> , pastu korang tulis Google Garvity . Ok ? Da tulis da ?  Pastu korang klik kat I'm Feeling Lucky pastu korang tgok result die , HEHE , SUPERB COOL ! Selamat Mencube !

ACCIDENT

Ok ok , korang mesti konpius kan kenape tetibe aku bg title accident ni kan ? Mesti la pasal cerite zombi balik rumah kak limah dikampung pisang , tak kan la aku nak cerite pasal accident pulak kan ? Pening kan ape yg aku cakap td ? Aku cume nak cakap yg td aku accident , itu je . Nak tawu pasal ape aku accident ? Mesti korang tak nak tawu kan ? HAHA , ok la kalau korang tak nak tawu pun , aku nak cite jugak , dulik ape aku ? Mcm la blog sampah ni korang yg punye ? Tp kalo aku cite korang jgan ketawe pulak , ok ? Eh ? Taw taw ! jgan bgtawu sesape k ? Promise ? HAHA ok la , mule nye mcm ni . Pagi² biase la kan , mesti pg koje ye tak ? Aku pg keje bawak moto je , takde la bawok kete mcm bapak korang , bapak korang ye , bukan korang , HAHA , ok la ni bukan cerite pasal bapak korang atau pun korang k ? Aku terus kan , da tgah bawok ni , jap lg aku jumpe Velentino Rossi Masai Version , aku pun ape lg , nak ajak la die belombe , tgah sesak mase tu aku pun potong la die . Lepas aku potong , tak semene-mene , ade anjing yg turun dr langit melintas depan aku ! *aku rase la tu anjing langit kot ? abes ade anjing laut , anjing darat , mesti ade anjing langit kan ? Ok terus kan , aku pun ape lg , brek mengejut la , terkejut die mcm zombi yg nak kene bako ngan mat karen dalam zombi kampung pisang tu . Then aku pun terlangar la anjing tuhh dan terseret , umpama ikan kene siang rase nye . Lepas tu anjing tu selambe gadak lari . . . Ape la anjing tu ek ? Main lintas je , tak tgok kiri kanan . Penat je kerajaan buat iklan cara² melintas jalan kat TV , aku rase la kan , anjing tuh tak tgok TV la . Ok ni tak berape kelako lg , wa ade cerite yg lg kelako tahap dinosaur . Ok ni ade brader ni , die pun accident jugak , tp lg teruk , tp brader tu bukan aku ae , *cakap awal² HIHI . Dipendek kan cerite , die balik dr Mcd dan tetibe Accident ngan org bawak teksi , BOOOM eksiden . Aku tak sure sape yg salah ==" Lepas tu , org yg bawak teksi ni , pun tetibe call nak pggil geng nak bantai tibai brader ni , kesian aku tgok brader ni beb . Ok itu tak berape lawak lg , brade ni punye injury tu yg buat kelakar la bg aku . Ok accident biase la kaki , lutut , tgan dan siku , mmg tempat² biase kene , yg luar biase nye , ok aku cakap dalam kasar je la ae ? Kalau korang tak suke , jgan salah kan aku , coz korang yg nak bace kan ? Yg paling kelakar injuri die die bahagian dada , ok . Puting die hilang sebelah kanan , HAHA , pastu nurse tu bole cakap ape ? Nasib baik lelaki , kalau pompuan da jatuh da duit HANTARAN ? WHAT THE HELLicopter ? nurse tu mmg jahat , HAHA . Ape laa malang , k la aku nak pg sambung tgok berite , k BYE .

settle

P1 WIMAX SUCKS !

hah ape ? laju ? laju kepale kekek ko .

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kenape ? KENAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ?!

KENAPE HARI JUMAAT DEKAT NGAN HARI ISNIN HARI ISNIN JAUH NGAN HARI JUMAAT ?! KENAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ? ARGHHH !

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Meeting Place

hmm ok , ari sabtu aritu aku ngan membe aku dengan tak semena²nye pun hangout la sesame , igat nak pg carboot sale kat perling , coz ade Meet Uncle Hussain kat sane skali , tp disebab kan ketiadaan , transport utk kesane , tak jd la mengkeme-mengkeme sume sesane , ye dok ? haaa , lalu kitorang pun menaiki la bas transport . Takde la pg perling , tp jus hangout ke bando yg penuh sesak . Yelah , saje nak pg sane , nak nengok kete bebanyak kat sane , kat pasir gudang ni kerete bukan nye banyak , tak JAM langsung pun kat sini , haaa . Then , lepak punye lepak punye lepak , sampai terlepak² kitorng pun lapo la ape , lg kan ? pergi la kedestinasi seterus nye di BATU KERAS . Tgah otw , nak pg sane nak cari table , tetibe aku terjumpe la die . Then tego la ape lg kan , rindu gile kat die , tgok die senyum , sweet sgat , terubat la sikit rindu kat die , hehe . Igat nak duduk satu table ngan die , tp kat situ mcm crowded sgat , lalu aku cari la table lain , jauh sikit dr die , tp aku still nmpak die . Ok , da selesai pun makan , tgok die belum gerak lg dr table die , text la die kejap , "bole jalan sesame tak ?" something like that la , lupe =,=" then die tak reply , ok tak pe , maybe credit die abes . Lepastu , die pun gerak la , tgok die gerak , aku pun gerak la ape lg kan , cube keja die jugak , lastly , jumpe , then tegur lg , sambil senyum and tgan lelambai . Hmm , kat hati nak jalan sesame , tp t'gat kan die tak reply test tu , mcm kecewa pun ade jugak , igat die tak sudi ke ape kan . Then just mcm tu je , aku pun terus jalan , biase la lelaki , ego nye lebih tinggi dr ketinggian nye , bak kate fami usop bekas penari kebudayaan . Hmm , last sekali aku yg melopong dengan ego aku , dan bende tu berlalu mcm tu je . K la itu je yg aku nak post , skang da jarang update blog , dah tade idea , *cehh mcm best je cite aku HAHA , k la layan la lagu ni dulu . (:

lyric :

The colder the night gets
The further she strays
And he doesn't like it
Being this way
And she stried so hard to steer away form
The meeting place,
But her heart had led her there

She clings to his consciousness
Wherever he lays
He struggles to sleep at night
And during the day
He's worried she's waiting in his dreams
To drag him back to the meeting place
His love had left him there

Where her voice still echoes,
"I'm sorry I met you darling,
I'm sorry I met you"

As she turned into the night,
All he had was the words,
"I'm sorry I met you darling,
I'm sorry I left you"

For weeks they had strolled around
Playing the fools
They knew the time would come
And time would be cruel
Because it's cruel to everyone
He's crying out from the meeting place
He's stranded himself there

Where her voice still echoes,
"I'm sorry I met you darling,
I'm sorry I met you"

As she turned into the night,
All he had was the words,
"I'm sorry I met you darling,
I'm sorry I left you"
"I'm sorry I met you darling,
I'm sorry I left you"

errrrk ?!

HOHO , jeng jung jing jang ! din daaaaaang ! HAHA . Ok , tujuan aku buat post ni sebenar nye , takde pape pun , takde tujuan pun sebenonye , aku sendiri takde hale tujuan , lg nak bg korang tujuan yg beno²nye HAHA , MANGKUK . aku takde tujuan , tp aku ade sikit la video untuk tontonan umum (: saksikan la~

aku kat sini tak berniat pun utk menyakit kan ati sesape , kepade peminat Justin bibir donald duck , KAHKAHKAH ! ok ok , itu tak cukup gempak lg , aku ade yg lg agak gempak , best gile video seterusnye ni .

Lyrics:
I know you love me they all do
Hop on the list babe I might pick you
I fell in love girl many times
My heart first broke when I was nine
She cheated on me it really hurt
On the playground with some jerk
I know what love is I've got full experience
But deep down inside

I'm just a baby baby baby Ohhh
A baby baby baby no don't touch me!
Baby baby baby ohhsdfjkldsj
Puberty suck sometimes!

I'm making money everywhere
I've got a room full of underwear
But I don't want you money
And I don't want your clothes
I want a girl who knows
How to maintain a stable relationship
With good communication
Can you take care of kids?
Cause' I've got names picked out
And a drivers license in about (5 months)
I know it all sounds scary
Now baby let's get married
I keep forgetting that I'm

I'm just a baby baby baby Ohhh
A baby baby baby no don't touch me!
Baby baby baby ohhsdfjkldsj
I move away from the microphone to breathe

When I was like 12 I fell in love hard
That's when I knew I couldn't be without girl
Weddings in March
So grab my pack of crayons let's hit the 7th grade
My voice is changing up but I'm still getting
Laid...
...ies home phone numbers so I can call their moms
to talk to my moms to see if we can hang out after
school for a few hours when your moms home from work

WOAH WHAT! Dave don't be such a...

Baby baby baby Ohhh
A baby baby baby no don't touch me!
Baby baby baby ohhsdfjkldsj
Puberty suck sometimes!