IF I WERE A GIRL

HADEH ! penat gile keje arini , bukan arini je , mmg hari² penat kot ? aku pun tak tawu la sampai bile penat aku akan berakhir , HAIHH ~ haha , bosan² ni aku pun bercerite la ngan membe aku yg satu keje ni , die bangse india la , bole la buat bebual nak ilangkan bosan aku , kitorang cite la pasal best bile dilahir kan jd pompuan , *bukan aku nak jd pompuan , maksud nye untung la sape yg dilahir kan menjadi pompuan , tak payah nak pikir ape kot da besar , lg² kau cantik ! aww ! HAHA , yelah tak payah nak pikir ape kan ? dan² kau tu cantik mesti la org nak , n gerenti kaw nak yg kaya punye beb , yela boleh menjamin mase depan org kate . yg laki , mesti la susah sikit , membanting tulang nak cari duit sendiri , mane nak cari duit utk keluarge lg kene jage anak org bile da kawin , tu pun ade lg pompuan yg nak beralih arah , opssss tegak siot sound , HAHA , k la , ade penghibur kat bawah ni kalau korang sume nak dgarr ! layan~ *tp pause dulu la i fought the law tu dulu kat bawah

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If I were a girl even just for a day
Id roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no dont tell me theyre real.
Yeah I think theyre real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15?!

If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.

If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that I mean
When we get a nice dinner Ill make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that A...55.. OMG
Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!

If I were a girl Id have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen but Im pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl please dont get mad if Im mean.
Im not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.

No I dont really know if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt?!

Oh if I were a girl I dont think Id ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.